What are cookie clicker's secret achievements?

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2014-07
  • Zommuter

    Some achievements in cookie clicker show up only with "???" description and sometimes also as name. What are their names and requirements?

  • Answers
  • Zommuter

    Here is the full list of achievements:

    Normal Achievements

    Here is the table broken down. ??? are bolded.

    Row|Column| Achievement                 | Criteria
    ---+------+-----------------------------+------------------------------------
     1 |   1  | Wake and bake               | Bake 1 cookie
     1 |   2  | Making some dough           | Bake 100 cookies
     1 |   3  | So baked right now          | Bake 1,000 cookies
     1 |   4  | Fledgling bakery            | Bake 10,000 cookies
     1 |   5  | Affluent bakery             | Bake 100,000 cookies
     1 |   6  | World-famous bakery         | Bake 1,000,000 cookies
     1 |   7  | Cosmic bakery               | Bake 10,000,000 cookies
     1 |   8  | Galactic bakery             | Bake 100,000,000 cookies
     2 |   1  | Universal bakery            | Bake 1,000,000,000 cookies
     2 |   2  | Timeless bakery             | Bake 5,000,000,000 cookies
     2 |   3  | Infinite bakery             | Bake 10,000,000,000 cookies
     2 |   4  | Immortal bakery             | Bake 50,000,000,000 cookies
     2 |   5  | You can stop now            | Bake 100,000,000,000 cookies
     2 |   6  | Cookies all the way down    | Bake 500,000,000,000 cookies
     2 |   7  | Overdose                    | Bake 1,000,000,000,000 cookies
     2 |   8  | How?                        | Bake 10,000,000,000,000 cookies
     3 |   1  | Casual baking               | Bake 1 cookie per second.
     3 |   2  | Hardcore baking             | Bake 10 cookies per second.
     3 |   3  | Steady tasty stream         | Bake 100 cookies per second.
     3 |   4  | Cookie monster              | Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
     3 |   5  | Mass producer               | Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
     3 |   6  | Cookie vortex               | Bake 100,000 cookies per second.
     3 |   7  | Cookie pulsar               | Bake 1,000,000 cookies per second.
     3 |   8  | Cookie quasar               | Bake 10,000,000 cookies per second.
     4 |   1  | A world filled with cookies | Bake 100,000,000 cookies per second.
     4 |   2  | Let's never bake again      | Bake 1,000,000,000 cookies per second.
     4 |   3  | Clicktastic                 | Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
     4 |   4  | Clickathlon                 | Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
     4 |   5  | Clickolympics               | Make 10,000,000 cookies from clicking.
     4 |   6  | Clickorama                  | Make 1,000,000,000 cookies from clicking.
     4 |   7  | Clickasmic                  | Make 100,000,000,000 cookies from clicking.
     4 |   8  | Click                       | Have 1 cursor.
     5 |   1  | Double-click                | Have 2 cursors.
     5 |   2  | Mouse wheel                 | Have 50 cursors.
     5 |   3  | Of Mice and Men             | Have 100 cursors.
     5 |   4  | The Digital                 | Have 200 cursors.
     5 |   5  | Just wrong                  | Sell a grandma.
     5 |   6  | Grandma's cookies           | Have 1 grandma.
     5 |   7  | Sloppy kisses               | Have 50 grandmas.
     5 |   8  | Retirement home             | Have 100 grandmas.
     6 |   1  | Friend of the ancients      | Have 150 grandmas.
     6 |   2  | Ruler of the ancients       | Have 200 grandmas.
     6 |   3  | Elder                       | Own every grandma type. (Antigrandmas not neccesary)
     6 |   4  | My first farm               | Have 1 farm.
     6 |   5  | Reap what you sow           | Have 50 farms.
     6 |   6  | Farm ill                    | Have 100 farms.
     6 |   7  | Production chain            | Have 1 factory.
     6 |   8  | Industrial revolution       | Have 50 factories.
     7 |   1  | Global warming              | Have 100 factories.
     7 |   2  | You know the drill          | Have 1 mine.
     7 |   3  | Excavation site             | Have 50 mines.
     7 |   4  | Hollow the planet           | Have 100 mines.
     7 |   5  | Expedition                  | Have 1 shipment.
     7 |   6  | Galactic highway            | Have 50 shipments.
     7 |   7  | Far far away                | Have 100 shipments.
     7 |   8  | Transmutation               | Have 1 alchemy lab.
     8 |   1  | Transmogrification          | Have 50 alchemy labs.
     8 |   2  | Gold member                 | Have 100 alchemy labs.
     8 |   3  | A whole new world           | Have 1 portal.
     8 |   4  | Now you're thinking         | Have 50 portals.
     8 |   5  | Dimensional shift           | Have 100 portals.
     8 |   6  | Time warp                   | Have 1 time machine.
     8 |   7  | Alternate timeline          | Have 50 time machines.
     8 |   8  | Rewriting history           | Have 100 time machines.
     9 |   1  | Antibatter                  | Have 1 antimatter condenser.
     9 |   2  | Quirky quarks               | Have 50 antimatter condensers.
     9 |   3  | It does matter!             | Have 100 antimatter condensers.
     9 |   4  | Builder                     | Own 100 buildings.
     9 |   5  | Architect                   | Own 400 buildings.
     9 |   6  | Engineer                    | Own 800 buildings.
     9 |   7  | Enhancer                    | Purchase 20 upgrades.
     9 |   8  | Augmenter                   | Purchase 50 upgrades.
     10|   1  | Upgrader                    | Purchase 100 upgrades.
     10|   2  | One with everything         | Have at least 1 of every building.
     10|   3  | Mathematician               | Have at least 1 antimatter condenser, 2 time machines, 4 portals, 8 alchemy labs and so on (128 farms, grandmas, and cursors)
     10|   4  | Base 10                     | Have at least 10 antimatter condensers, 20 time machines, 30 portals, 40 alchemy labs and so on.
     10|   5  | Centennial                  | Have at least 100 of everything.
     10|   6  | Golden cookie               | Click a golden cookie.
     10|   7  | Lucky cookie                | Click 7 golden cookies.
     10|   8  | A stroke of luck            | Click 27 golden cookies.
     11|   1  | Fortune                     | Click 77 golden cookies.
     11|   2  | Leprechaun                  | Click 777 golden cookies.
     11|   3  | Cookie-dunker               | Dunk the cookie.
     11|   4  | Elder nap                   | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
     11|   5  | Elder slumber               | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
     11|   6  | Elder calm                  | Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
     11|   7  | Sacrifice                   | Reset your game with 1,000,000 cookies baked.
     11|   8  | Oblivion                    | Reset your game with 1,000,000,000 cookies baked.
     12|   1  | From scratch                | Reset your game with 1,000,000,000,000 cookies baked.
     12|   2  | Nihilism                    | Reset your game with 1,000,000,000,000,000 cookies baked.
     12|   3  | Uncanny clicker             | Click really, really fast.
     12|   4  | Neverclick                  | Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked the big cookie 15 times.(Previously Shadow achievement)

    Additionally there are several special (cheating/hard to get) achievements that do not show up until unlocked. These achievements do not give milk.

    Hidden Achievements

    • Black cat's paw: Click 7777 golden cookies.
    • Cheated cookies taste awful: Hack in some cookies.
    • Hardcore1: Get to 1,000,000,000 cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
    • Speed baking I1: Get to 1,000,000 cookies baked in less than 35 minutes played time.
    • Speed baking II1: Get to 1,000,000 cookies baked in less than 25 minutes played time.
    • Speed baking III1: Get to 1,000,000 cookies baked in less than 15 minutes played time.
    • True Neverclick: Make your first 1,000,000 cookies without any big-cookie clicks.
    • Getting even with the oven2: Defeat the Sentient Furnace in the factory dungeons.
    • Now this is pod-smashing2: Defeat the Ascended Baking Pod in the factory dungeons.
    • Chirped out2: Find and defeat Chirpy the dysfunctioning alarm bot.
    • Follow the white rabbit2: Find and defeat the elusive sugar bunny.

    1 You cannot use heavenly chip upgrades
    2 Only available on 1.037 beta

    NOTES

    Most achievements are pretty self explanatory, but these notes should help you on the others.

    • Elder (Own every type of grandma) does not require Anti-Grandma
    • Cookie-dunker (Dunk the cookie) requires you to re-size the screen.
    • Uncanny Clicker (Fast clicks) you need 5 clicks in a third of a second or less
    • "Reset your game with X cookies baked" are cascading (i.e. if you achieve Nihilism you also unlock the other 3).
    • True Neverclick (1 mil cookies, no cookie clicks) can be done with 2 Golden Cookies to get enough for a cursor. The only clicks that count against this are ones on the big cookie.
    • Cheated cookies taste awful can be done a number of ways. Those are Spawning a Golden Cookie, Having more cookies than total cookies earned, or simply unlocking the achievement Game.Win('Cheated cookies taste awful').
  • Oblivious Sage
    • Cheated Cookies taste awful-Hack in some cookies
    • Hardcore-Get to 1 Billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased
    • Speed baking I-Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes
    • Speed baking II-Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes
    • Speed baking III-Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes
    • True never click-Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks

  • Related Question

    What are the secret achievements in Super Meat Boy?
  • Raven Dreamer

    Super Meat Boy has just been updated with new achievements, and though they are listed on the steam achievements page, they have no accompanying text on how to unlock them.\

    The original secret achievements, the so-called cryptic, glitched achievements have already been identified elsewhere on this site.

    Some, such as the "Rare, Medium, Medium Well, and Well Done" achievements seem similar to the "Medium Rare" achievement (added for the steam summer camp event).

    Others, such as the "Well look at you!", "Seneca Falls", and the "Suffragette" achievement also have no unlock text, and they do not appear to be similar to existing achievements, either.

    What do I have to do to earn these achievements?


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  • Denilson Sá

    The update notes say:

    • Added 4 more achievements along the same lines as the "Medium Rare" achievement added last week
    • Renamed "Medium Rare" achievement to "Medium Well"

    Since they are along the same lines as the previous achievement, they mean the player should complete both the light world and the dark world of a chapter, and the sum of the best times for that chapter should be lower than some threshold. Here are the descriptions of each one:

    • Rare - Spend as little time as possible in The Forest (around 320 seconds)
    • Medium Rare - Spend as little time as possible in The Hospital (around 430 or 460 or 490 seconds)
    • Medium - Spend as little time as possible in The Salt Factory (around 570 seconds)
    • Medium Well - Spend as little time as possible in Hell (around 500 or 550 seconds)
    • Well Done - Spend as little time as possible in The Rapture (around 740 seconds or more)

    About the old secret achievements:

    • Suffragette - Complete the light world of the Cotton Alley
    • Seneca Falls - Complete the dark world of the Cotton Alley
    • Well look at you! - Input the petaphile code to play with Tofu Boy

    Sources:

    Note about the times for the achievements: Many people use Super Meat Boy Stats program to find out how much time they have spent on each chapter. However, the reported total time is not exactly accurate because "it counts 15 secs per completed warp zone", and people posting their total times didn't mention if the warp zone time has been subtracted or not. For this reason, the times I posted above might be quite inaccurate.

  • gmh33

    I'm a little late to the party, but I've been working on these achievements. I use a mac most of the time, and I was having a hard time getting Super Meat Boy Stats to work under osx, so I wrote a little python script to get my total times for each area. I thought someone else might also find this useful:

    http://pastebin.com/DmsHfPhU

    Use: python %script% %savegame.dat%

    EDIT:

    Here is my best guesses for each time, based on my own experience:

    • Rare: 265
    • Medium Rare: 445
    • Medium: 515
    • Medium Well: 500
    • Well Done: 690-695 (I went from 697 to 688 when I got this)

    I also updated the script to not include warp times, since people've said they've gotten these without even unlocking all the warps.